No orange monkey business

As we’ve stated earlier on what used to be Twitter – Now a one syllable circle jerk – Should the orange monkey be re-elected, we will stop all import and service of US products.

This is just an added measure to our already existing policy – “If you’re pro Trump*, we’re not fixing your shit”. We run a strict ANTI-FASCIST shop here. Cheers.

* Putin, Netanyahu or any obvious fucktard**

Not sure if you will be affected? Besides preparing for the zombie apocalypse, you could read the Wiki on US brands here:

** like …say, Jack O’Donnell or Uli Behringer

Author: S. Jantti

CEO at Locomofon AS