No orange monkey business

As we’ve stated earlier on what used to be Twitter – Now a one syllable circle jerk – With the orange monkey re-elected, we will stop all service of US products. This will affect any manufacture from 2025 and on, until the land of stupid recovers.

This is just an added measure to our already existing policy – “If you’re pro Trump*, we’re not fixing your shit”. We run a strict ANTI-FASCIST shop here. Cheers.

* Putin, Netanyahu or any obvious fucktard**

Not sure if you will be affected? Besides preparing for the zombie apocalypse, you could read the Wiki on US brands here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Musical_instrument_manufacturing_companies_of_the_United_States

** like …say, Jack O’Donnell or Uli Behringer

Author: S. Jantti

CEO at Locomofon AS