The effects

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We build a small series of effects for bass and guitar that has come to enjoy a bit of fame around the globe. We love distortion and texture, and most of our boxes will not blend in naturally or just add a bit of polish. A couple of them do that, and we’ve labeled them the “utility series”: studio necessities that sound great, but all in all we tend towards screaming madness and thick clipping feedback.

All are solid builds for heavy stomp action, with no pop mechanical true bypass. All are powered by a 9V Boss style adapter or the internal battery.

“I sincerely apologize for not reaching out to praise you earlier. From the moment my paws first touched your creation, it has since been as necessary a tool to me as cutlery.”
– Aaron North

AVAILABLE:

Everyscream
– TS type overdrive modeller

Fuz Completo
– Germanium fuzz modelling

Calavera
– Germanium bender fuzz

Kindergarten Blitzkrieg
– Octave up blendfuzz

Kindergarten Panzerskräck
– Octave down blendfuzz

Monito
– Bassboosting blendfuzz

Platanito
– The Monito fuzz element stand-alone

Radiator
– CMOS/JFET textured overdrive

UTILITY SERIES

Baby Tokyo
– Citrus familly compressor

Boustier
– Dirty booster with tone control

Schmolume
– 1 knob clean boost

DISCONTINUED/IN  REVISION

Caffeine
– Square wave tainted tremolo

CURRENTLY PROTOTYPING

The Rubbish tremolo, the Junkie Puke distortion and the Sandblaster fuzz is currently being developed for release 2017